Me: I don’t write in facebook.
Dr Hoot: Who is XXX?
Me: The name of a blogger.
Me: (minimise screen)
Me: Look Dr Hoot, look at this, it is a very clever blog. She tells a story by cutting out pieces of fabric.
Dr Hoot: She obviously has a lots of time to spare.
Me: (eyebrows high) She is very creative! (now frownining)
Dr Hoot: of course it must be a need like knitting vegetables.
Me: (fuming) She can probably do it in the time you spend watching a football match and the following comments by suited men talking about men in shorts.
Dr Hoot: (the loser) touché.